Why Hire Help When You Can Just Have Kids?
July 22, 2007
Although, “help” from Kai makes my chores go twice as slow.
the type of routine I can never tire of
July 16, 2007


Walking along the beach. A new mix of indie tunes on my iPod. Getting a free rose from a homeless guy on a bike. Playing with friends at the beach playground. Wearing buckets as hats, and digging our toes into the sand.
Happiness.
Happy Mother’s Day (belated)
July 14, 2007
Lately, my mom has been sending me packets of old school projects, letters, and stuff I did. I particularly like this Mother’s Day poem I wrote for her when I was 14 (scanned):

Wasn’t I such a nice kid? If Kai wrote that for Jenn, I think I’d ground him.
-Ryan
Blue is the New Kirk!
July 9, 2007
Penis and scrotum. Just in the off-chance you don’t know what you’re looking at.
Foot
Yogurt Pop–Baby’s New Crack
July 3, 2007

Or as Kai puts it, “Yo-pa-POP?????!”
Cottage cheese was so yesterday.










