Hopeless. And bulgy. Hopelessly bulgy.
January 27, 2009

I haven’t been able to wear my dear Antiks since spring oh-seven (not counting the one time I wore them to a park playdate where I got lots of compliments, but no one knew that I couldn’t sit, breathe, squat, bend, or eat one Goldfish cracker). But once a month, I dig out “The Jeans” and try, try again.
After another failed extrusion attempt last night, I am finally coming to terms that this is my body after two children. Two, beautiful children that more than validate the scars, stretchmarks, and other (non-mentionable) physical changes that are part and parcel to being a mother in this mortal existence.
And lastly, note to self: Heavenly Father has provided us too many wonderful promises to get bogged down by lemonade diets and silly, stubborn jeans. Next size up, please!
(And, speaking of jeans, this girl needs to RUN. AWAY. From the high-waist. Please!)
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Thank you so much for this. I always read your blog and never comment, but I really did need to hear this. I was actually feeling this way today about my jeans before 2 kids. It’s kind of sad how satan has so much power over us with weight. Making us feel fat and down, but that scripture is so true. We will be perfected and I truly can’t wait! Thank you again.
High-waist jeans – you mean MOM JEANS – ugh. Even tho’ I’m NOT your size (or age for that matter), I wouldn’t be caught dead with “THEM” jeans – lol :)
I’ve kind-of, stubbornly accepted this is my body after 3 kids. I don’t think I’ll ever be back to my pre-college size but as long as the clothes look good on me, the number doesn’t matter right? At least that’s what I’m telling myself.
I think JS is prego…but that’s still no excuse for wearing those jeans. Fugly!
I like you.
I hear ya girl! Aren’t we lucky to have the scriptures! But seriously, even if Jessica Simpson gained some weight, she could have chosen something a little more flattering. And it’s not just the jeans, the whole outfit is ugLY
Ha, thanks for all the responses and support, ladies!! Sometimes I feel a little iffy putting this type of stuff out there, but it’s wonderful to hear that I’m not alone!!
And Heather, thanks for saying hello! Perspective is always good. I just need to remember my own words when I have one of those “fat” days myself.
Mom, I swear I’ve seen many old pics of you wearing high-waisted, super-crazy bell-bottomed jeans similar to those! Am I right, or am I right?
you are a hooot and so brave those are the moments that I tuck away and swear not to talk about until the jeans fit………… we miss you, you have been MIA park tomorrow?
Oh pu-leeeeese.
You have no reason to complain.
(But we all do it, don’t we?)
O-kay, what size are those? 00? Please, Jenn, you’re gorgeous (with or without those jeans)!
Susanna, I know. I’ll shut my trap now. : )
And Monique: thank you! And no, they’re not double zeros, but I will admit that I used to be a skinny Asian twig!
You still are a skinny Asian twig:) I would add that you are funny too!
I’m Asian and I was NEVER a twig. I think I went straight from a size 6x to a woman’s size 4 as a young girl… But, I still understand your plight…
10 years from now you’ll look back at that photo and say “What was I complaining about??”
I wish I was just double, instead of triple the size of a skinny Asian twig! ha.
Oh, and those grandma jeans on Jessica HAVE to go!! The tank top is hideous. I felt much better about myself after seeing that pic. Thanks for making me feel good:-)
I know how you feel! But you still look awesome to us & me not so much! :)
amen sista, well said.
I understand… I too have a pair of jeans that I know fit prior to Jake and I will pull them out every once in awhile to see how they are fitting. Now for me, the jeans are no longer in style but its my gauge. I haven’t gotten them out in years. But I know where they are and I’m feeling kind of curious now.
High-waisted, bell-bottom jeans???? No darling pie, maybe bell-bottoms, but never, ever, high-waisted – ewe …. and don’t you dig up any pictures either :)
You’re still skinnier than anyone I know!
Moi aussi! I just gave them away to a tinier friend than I :) I’m over it…the hips widened…whatever! You still look awesome and that’s what matters!